Pjotr
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het spAAnse grAAn heeft de orkAAn doorstAAn! Dat is om A tegen te zeggen
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Post by Pjotr on Sept 14, 2004 14:53:19 GMT 1
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M
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Post by M on Sept 20, 2004 12:34:02 GMT 1
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
Deze quote wordt toegeschreven aan Mark Twain, zekerheid bestaat er niet over, maar het klinkt wel als hem...
Nu ja, hier één die zeker van hem komt:
At 50 a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass.
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www.drfreelove.tk
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Post by www.drfreelove.tk on Oct 3, 2004 10:33:36 GMT 1
Een aantal uitgelezen uitspraken/quote's
I never forget a face, but for your's I'll do my best (Groucho Marx)
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness
Work is the curse of the drinking classe
There is not such a thing as an immoral book,. It is just badly wriiten. Oscar Wilde
Een beetje slordigheid bespaart soms heel veel uitleg Munroe-doctrine
Een expert is iemand die binnen een beperkt vakgebied alle mogelijke fouten heeft gemaakt Wet van Bohr
I'm not so think as you drunk I am If god is omnipotent, why create monday User, the word IT'ers use for Idiots
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Post by one-ass on Oct 4, 2004 10:53:28 GMT 1
Een wijsheid naar mijn hart ...
Wie, waar dit eerst vekondigt heeft weet ik niet, heb het voor de eerste maal opgevangen tijdens een nummer van de lichtelijk fantastische 'Buthole Surfers'
''It's better to regret somthing you did than something you didn't do''[/i]
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www.drfreelove.tk
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Post by www.drfreelove.tk on Oct 25, 2004 20:19:56 GMT 1
Normaal heb je rond het einde jaar op radio1 een wedstrijd met de beste quotes. Zeker de moeite waard om te bekijken.
en voor de kenners een uitsmijter, alleen met mondjesmaat te gebruiken en in bepaalde gelegenheden. niet letterlijk op te vatten,
Poag ma hon
Slainté<br> ;D
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Post by zanten on Nov 15, 2004 11:47:57 GMT 1
Een egoïst is iemand die meer aan zichzelf denkt dan aan mij
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www.drfreelove.tk
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Post by www.drfreelove.tk on Nov 15, 2004 22:33:01 GMT 1
nog een paar leuke, zwartgallige, De eerste 2 weet ik niet van wie ze zijn. Heb ze ooit op een poort in Gent gelezen.
een pessimist is een welingelichte realist
Een optimist denkt dat we in de best mogelijk wereld leven, een pessimist weet dat het waar is
De volgende komt van Monty Python
Life is a laughter, and death is a joke it's true keep on laughing as you go cose remember the last joke is on you
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Post by Mooch on Jan 17, 2005 21:20:08 GMT 1
Als mac-addict vind ik deze wel een goeie: "The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."
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Post by CountElmo on Jan 20, 2005 14:08:28 GMT 1
Nog eens een paar leuke opgeduikeld:
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. Bradley's Bromide
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich Cook
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking (1942 - )
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! Jean Sibelius (1865 - 1957)
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Post by CountElmo on Feb 9, 2005 18:59:43 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D I don't use harddrives! I keep 30 chinese teenagers locked up in my basement and force them to remember numbers!
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Post by one-ass on Feb 10, 2005 10:47:23 GMT 1
I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin.
(Jean Paul II)
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zanten
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Post by zanten on Feb 10, 2005 14:22:21 GMT 1
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Freekie
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Post by Freekie on Jun 8, 2005 12:23:58 GMT 1
Quote's by Andrew Eldritch (the Sisters of Mercy)
Offstage comments:
"We're professional entertainers. You give us money, we entertain you."
"I don't necessarily agree with everything I think."
"British music journalists never die, they waddle off to reveal their agenda for a derelict spiv nation in a media half-life more grotesque than anything I've ever been accused of."
Onstage comments:
"Okay, hippy scum, here it comes!"
"We've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And we're right out of bubblegum. It's nice to be back." [in San Francisco, and stolen from a John Carpenter film]
"Now that we've had sex, I'm going to smoke."
"Hey Inglese, why you no play Temple Of Love?"
"Shut up!"
"We're not here for conversation, so just keep it quiet ... and that includes you!"
"Maybe I should tell some leper jokes like we did in Boston. Are there any lepers in the house?"
"Stop bickering!"
"We are also from the Land Of Lard, but of course we come from the better part of it." [In Manchester]
"What did you come as?"
"We are the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel."
"It's all a matter of technique. We have it, and you don't, so if you shut the fuck up, we'll play some songs and everyone'll be happy."
"You are very very bad people and you must be punished."
"Shut the fuck up!"
;D ;D ;D
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Post by CountElmo on Sept 17, 2005 17:58:02 GMT 1
computer games do not affect kids... i mean if pac-man affected us as kids, we would all be running in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music
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Post by Chicken on Sept 19, 2005 14:41:26 GMT 1
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." (Sir Winston Churchill)
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